November, 2009


18
Nov 09

Spot Kicks: The Fine Art of Taking a Knee

Maurice Jones-DrewThree years ago, I wrote about Carolina Panthers v. New Orleans Saints game in which the Saints, down by four points with 1:56 left to go, failed to stop DeShaun Foster from getting a key first down and let him run into the end zone for a touchdown. The Saints then scored a TD of their own less than a minute later and made a two-point conversion, cutting the 11-point lead to 3 and giving them a shot at winning.

I suggested that DeShaun Foster was better off taking a knee after getting that first down, rather that running into the end zone, because then the Saints never would have gotten the ball, and the Panthers could have run out the clock with a 4-point lead. As you might expect, the FanHouse commenters thought mockery was the proper response to that idea, in part because the Panthers still won the game.

Three years later, Maurice Jones-Drew takes a knee at the 1-yard line for the Jacksonville Jaguars, setting up a game winning 21-yard field goal and preventing the New York Jets from getting the ball back. It was a riskier move, because the Jags were trailing by a point with 1:48 left, but Jones-Drew seems to be attracting universal praise for making a smart strategic play.

The point here is that you don’t give your opponent the opportunity to score if you don’t have to. This is why Bill Belichick really went for it on 4th down on his own 28-yard line against the Colts. Converting meant Peyton Manning would not get the ball, and the Pats could run out the clock. Punting meant Manning was all but guaranteed to get the ball and engineer a game-winning drive. Plus, Belichick put his faith in his best player — Tom Brady — to get the job done.

We shouldn’t criticize Belichick for choosing to go for it. We should, however, get on his case about the play he chose to call. Honestly, the coaches couldn’t have picked something better than that?

Here are some other interesting football stories you might have missed:

  • UNC serves up its most fortunate illegal forward pass since 1895. [WRAL FANKind]
  • Dan Marino inadvertently shares his true feelings about the Wildcat formation. [Awful Announcing]
  • Chicago Bears fans are sore losers, even when they win. [FanHouse]
  • Allen Iverson as a Philadelphia… Eagle? Right. [The Sporting Blog]
  • Japan calls on South Africa to ban the vuvuzela. Yeah, good luck with that, fellas. [The Guardian]
  • Katy Perry launches new line of West Ham United lingerie. Now we know what Michelle Obama is getting for Christmas. [The Guardian]
  • Belated congratulations to the Raleigh Venom, champions of Division II USA Women’s Rugby. [WRAL FANKind]

17
Nov 09

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17
Nov 09

MLS Best XI

How does this look for a best XI lineup.  This is the group that was named to the MLS best XI for this 2009 season.  Only a single player from the best XI will be represented in the MLS Cup this Sunday.  That is of course Landon Donovan – US player of the decade.

Conor Casey – Jeff Cunningham

Dwayne De Rosario – Landon Donovan – Stuart Holden – Shalrie Joseph – Freddie Ljungberg

Geoff Cameron – Wilman Conde – Chad Marshall

Zach Thornton

So what do you think, is this a good lineup?  Is there anyone more deserving of a spot here?

This post is from the Major League Soccer Fan Blog

MLS Best XI

Related posts:

  1. 2009 MLS All Star Game vs Everton
  2. Zach Thornton traded to Colorado Rapids (Arsenal?)
  3. Seattle Sounders FC dominating all star voting


16
Nov 09

Rankings

At this point in the season, there isn’t all that much point in checking into the rankings of the various teams. There are some changes from before, and at three weeks into the season, we can see some early trends. For one thing, the Cavaliers are working their way to 10 wins in a row. Behind them, the Atlanta Hawks have been big surprises, ranked just last week at #8, but the NBA is starting to see their strength. The Lakers are next, of course, and then comes Phoenix and Orlando, completing the top 5. The Suns have been winning at a surprising level, considering the low number of big stars they have. And Orlando is starting to get into a rhythm, though they’re not quite there yet. It’s going to be a great year for all these teams unless something big changes for one of them. No one is too surprised at these rankings except for this or that team that they would have personally ranked lower. But it’s great to see the NBA back up and running!


16
Nov 09

Bud Adams: We’re Number One!

What better way to start the week than with an old guy flippin’ the bird?

Yes, Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams was clearly enjoying his team’s win over Buffalo yesterday, so much so that he proudly stood up, pointed at the Bills, and gave them the finger — two fingers, from the looks of it. Oh, and he did that in a luxury box with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell looking on.

I suspect Bud’s fine won’t be quite as big as Chad Ochocinco’s fine for that one-dollar bribery stunt. I also suspect Bud will gladly pay up. After all, what’s the point of having money if you can’t have a little fun spending it?

UPDATE (6:00 PM): Wow, I was way off on the size of the fine. Ol’ Bud was fined $250,000 by the NFL today.

(Spotted on Shutdown Corner.)